A bit back round here we had the strange tale of a copper who liked to walk his dog with them both being naked - this during the night or after early dawns. He was on a boat, wandered off with dog, crossed at least one main road and finally climbed a tree. (Don't ask.) He then fell out of the tree and was killed, being found two days later by a person who noticed the dog waiting by the body. The police seemed to think such behavior perfectly normal. In another (non- nude) police special our local copper banged his head on a farm gate and was out for four days - as he found when he woke up and wandered home to his wife. She nor the police thought anything of it. Mind you he was later put on town duty when he went missing, was seen above a quarry setting his car on fire and wandering along the quarry edge in a way that implied he was not with it. He was perfect for town duty - one look at his face smiling down at them and drunks laying in the street would get up and run away - he was on CCTV. We liked him - he seemed pretty normal for round here. Incidently - seeing some of the things women do in the street on CCTV a quick flash against the lights is a non-starter. Mere sex they (watching) don't even blink at! - On Sat, 7/8/10, Harriet Bazley <[email protected]> wrote:
From: Harriet Bazley <[email protected]> Subject: [canals-list] Re: Almost two weeks ago. To: [email protected] Date: Saturday, 7 August, 2010, 1:47 On 31 Jul 2010 as I do recall, [email protected] wrote: > On Sat, 31 Jul 2010 21:55:51 +0000 (GMT), S NEILL > <[email protected]> wrote: > > >>Our mate Steve tended not to suffer from the above problem twice :-) > > >>Bru > > >Probably wouldn't work for Pamela Anderson... > > Is she likely to be looking in at Steve? > When moored in what I assumed to be an untenanted pound halfway up a lock flight, I opened Dane's back cabin doors in order to chuck out the dipper of soapy water I'd just been using to wash myself with... and inadvertently flashed a passing late-night jogger. (I do normally take the trouble to pull a jumper or something on first; this one time I assumed that there wouldn't be anyone around to enjoy a momentary backlit view....) -- Harriet Bazley == Loyaulte me lie == Anything can happen in the next half-hour.... [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
