Sing along and you won't go wrong.. (Rudolf the Red Nosed.... R.a.t.)
. ( Sing to the tune " O little town of Bethlehem " ) Oh little boat of fiber-glass, How still I see thee lie, You've blisters on your bottom side, The size of an apple pie. And in the dark wet brewing, de-lamination grows. Neglected years, the owner's tears, It's West Epox-y-ose ! O little boat of Fiberglass, Tho' polish is applied Your Gelcoat looks like blackboard chalk, No matter what is tried. But I will put on" New Glass", And soon you'll surely glow, Then I'll sell and will not tell, The engine does not go. O little boat of fiberglass, You are a shameful wreck, But now you've been Insurance "Fixed", Forget that Spongy Deck. And when it comes to Selling, You have so many ills, An unsuspecting buyer, now, Will have more repair Bills. r. ahseln (revised 2008) .
