The economy is so bad that i'm not getting my bonus this year end. I've already missed my mid year one. And in case i was forgotten, i work in government sector.
On 11/28/09, [email protected] <[email protected]> wrote: > from a friend in my free speech group in Oregon > > =========================================================== > > Gotta Laugh .... to keep from crying: > > > The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. > > It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the > counter > asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" > > The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf. > > The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient > Funds," > you call and ask if they meant you or them. > > The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are > trading higher than GM. > > The economy is so bad McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. > > The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and > learned their children's names. > > The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught > sneaking into Mexico . > > The economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting. > > The economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. > > The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges. > > The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. > > Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. > > Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated > by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear! > > And, finally... > > I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, > wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., > I called the Suicide Lifeline. > > I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, > they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck. > -- Sent from my mobile device Lam YongXian Adolflam.com FSF Member #5279 _______________________________________________ Centroids mailing list: [email protected] http://radicalcentrism.com/mailman/listinfo/centroids_radicalcentrism.com Archives at http://radicalcentrism.org/pipermail/centroids_radicalcentrism.com/
