[found on another list - some good cheer for the holidays!] Things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon for a Programmer: * Specifications are for the weak and timid! * This machine is a piece of gagh! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code! * You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the original Klingon. * Indentation? I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull! * What is this talk of "release?" Klingons do not make software "releases." Our software "escapes" leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake. * Klingon function calls do not have "parameters," they have "arguments" and they always win them. * Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak. * I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to a Bat-Leth contest. They will not concern us again. * A true Klingon Warrior does not comment his code. * By filing this defect you have challenged the honor of my family. Prepare to die! * You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand! * Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are! Chris Montgomery [EMAIL PROTECTED] Web Development & Consulting http://www.astutia.com Allaire Consulting Partner 210-490-3249/888-745-7603 Fax 210-490-4692 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
