Someone get the hook!
Howie
----- Original Message -----
From: "Braver, Ben" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Thursday, April 19, 2001 11:46 AM
Subject: Blame Mongolia
> Howdy, gang.
>
> Heard on the news this morning that the entire western U.S. is obscured by
> haze.
> It's particularly visible from aircraft at over 30,000 feet.
> The story said it's a huge dust cloud that has been carried here by the
jet
> stream.
>
> Top secret information uncovered by our government intelligence agencies
> (gee, isn't that an oxymoron?) indicates, though, that this is not the
> result of weather, but is in fact a deliberate act of eco-warfare designed
> to affect the climate and clean air of a large part of our country. It's
in
> retaliation for the EP-3 spy plane incident.
>
> Even more little known is that three Chinese scientists, experts on
> meteorology, are behind this plot. Their names are Po, Lu, and Shen.
>
> So, the jet stream is in effect acting like a giant river of PoLuShen.
>
> Ben
>
>
>
>
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