Howdy, gang.
Heard on the news this morning that the entire western U.S. is obscured by
haze.
It's particularly visible from aircraft at over 30,000 feet.
The story said it's a huge dust cloud that has been carried here by the jet
stream.
Top secret information uncovered by our government intelligence agencies
(gee, isn't that an oxymoron?) indicates, though, that this is not the
result of weather, but is in fact a deliberate act of eco-warfare designed
to affect the climate and clean air of a large part of our country. It's in
retaliation for the EP-3 spy plane incident.
Even more little known is that three Chinese scientists, experts on
meteorology, are behind this plot. Their names are Po, Lu, and Shen.
So, the jet stream is in effect acting like a giant river of PoLuShen.
Ben
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