A really muscular man goes into a bar.
He asks the bartender for a lemon, a knife, and an empty glass.
He says "I'll bet all of you I can squeeze this lemon hard enough to fill up
the glass with juice."
He gets a number of takers.  
The man squeezes and squeezes with veins bulging and his face turning red,
and is able to fill up the glass with juice.

A meek-looking fellow down the bar issues his own challenge:
"I bet I can take the used lemon rind, and fill up another empty glass with
juice."

Nobody believes he can do this, and a lot of people make bets that he can't.
The little man squeezes the used lemon, and fills up the glass again,
without even breaking a sweat.

Everyone is amazed, and wants to know how in the world he could do that.
"Easy", he shrugs.  "I work for the IRS."

Ben


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