G'morning all,
A businessman is so successful he decides to treat himself to a Lamborghini.
Being a religious and observant man, he goes to the Orthodox rabbi, and says
he needs a mezzuzah for his Lamborghini.
The rabbi says "What's that?" "You mean what's a Lamborghini?" "Yes". "It's
an expensive Italian sports car."
The rabbi says "A mezzuzah for a Lamborghini? That's blasphemy!! You must
go see the Conservative rabbi."
So, the businessman goes to the Conservative rabbi, and repeats his request.
The rabbi says "What's that?"
Again, he says "It's an expensive Italian sports car."
The rabbi says "A mezzuzah for a Lamborghini? That's blasphemy!! You must
go see the Reform rabbi."
Sooooo, the businessman goes to the Reform rabbi, and repeats his request.
The rabbi says "What's that?"
Yet again, he says "It's an expensive Italian sports car."
The rabbi says "I know what a Lamborghini is. What's a mezzuzah?"
<groan>
(well, at least a few people on the list will get it...)
Ben
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