***************************** Team Allaire *****************************
I may have to bone up on my biology but I don't believe that having one
testicle would in any way prevent anyone from enjoying sexual intercourse.
It should lower the chances of fathering a child, but I'm not sure on the
percentage of that, if any.
There's actually a joke that goes with that.
A man is sitting at home when he gets a knock on the door. He opens the door
to see a demon standing there. The demon says that he's here to give the man
three wishes. The demon goes on the explain that it's a standard deal in
hell to give out wishes to torment people. Anything that the man wishes for,
his worst enemy will get double.
The man stops to think about this and thinks and thinks. As he's thinking
he's getting a little hungry so he wishes for 10 pounds of steak. The demon
summons 10 pounds of steak and the man eats. He them goes out and sells the
rest of the steak for a nice profit. As he's coming back he sees his worst
enemy with a big role of cash.
He asks him where he got all the cash from. The mans enemy says how he got
20 pounds of steak and sold it for an amazing profit. The man was livid. He
ran back to his apartment and found the demon waiting there for him. He
thought and thought and finally came up with an evil plan (no, not evil
hand. That was an Angel episode). He asks the demon for the most perfect,
most beautiful, most sexually exciting woman that exists in the world and he
asks to lose one of his testicles.
> Yes, but could you live with only one testicle?
>
> ---
> Daniel Dewey |"According to the rule of averages, if you
> Systems Developer | stand with one foot in a bucket of ice,
> MCP (NT srvr/wkstn/eprise) | and the other in a bed of hot coals, you
> [EMAIL PROTECTED] | should be feeling fine" -- Unknown
> http://www.pobox.com/~dewey | 610-868-1421, x115
> The National Association of Colleges and Employers
>
> These opinions are mine, and may not be the same as my employer
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Tuesday, May 01, 2001 2:28 PM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Re: *** TEST DATA NEEDED ***
>
>
> ***************************** Team Allaire *****************************
> Money, money and more money!
>
>
> > Unless you've got a "thing" for Drew Barrymore why in the World would
you
> > want to be Tom Grren???
> >
> > Yikes...
> >
> > Howie
> >
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "Marc Funaro" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > Sent: Tuesday, May 01, 2001 1:22 PM
> > Subject: RE: *** TEST DATA NEEDED ***
> >
> >
> > > Sorry you must be thinking of some other over-worked, terribly tired,
> > > halucinating, beta-releasing fool.
> > >
> > > Actually, I was just planning on printing out everyone's email, one
page
> > at
> > > a time, spreading them all over the floor of my office, and rolling
> around
> > > in them wearing my Tom-Green-wanna-be chicken outfit. Pity I've been
> > found
> > > out.
> > >
> > > :0)
> > >
> > > marc
> > >
> >
> >
> >
>
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