man and a woman are playing golf at a resort. man hits the ball...long
shot...breaks a window of a house on the course.
the man and the woman go up to the house to find the door open so they go
inside. they see the ball, some broken glass, and a lamp the ball knocked
over. they also find an old man sitting on the couch.
the man says "sorry about the window, we'll pay for it."
the old man stretches and says "hey i'm a genie and i've been trapped in
that lamp for 500 years. thanks for getting me out! now i'll give you 3
wishes. but since you DID break my window, i'll get one of the 3."
the woman says "i want a mansion in every country".
"done."
the man says "i want 100 billion dollars in my checking account."
"done."
the old man says "well...i've been in there 500 years with no sex...i'd like
to take your beautiful wife here upstairs." the man and woman agree to do
it. after the old man and the woman have sex, the old man says "how old is
your husband anyway".
"he's 30" she replies, "why?"
"hehehehe" he croons, "30. and he still believes in genies?"
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