Ah - funny :-) Wasn't this a movie? "Good Porkers" or something?
Howie
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From: "Erika L. Walker" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Sunday, June 10, 2001 11:49 PM
Subject: A Joisey Joke Just for Howie...
> Once upon a time there were three little pigs. The straw pig, the stick
> pig, and the brick pig. One day this nasty old wolf
> came up to the straw pigs house and said "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow
> your house down." And he did !!!
>
> So the straw pig went running over to the stick pig's house and said,
> "Please let me in, the wolf just blew down my house."
> So the stick pig let the straw pig in.
>
> Just then the wolf showed up and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow
> your house down." And he did !!!
>
> So the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the brick pigs house
> and said, "Let us in, let us in, the big bad wolf just blew our houses
> down."
>
> So the brick pig let them in just as the wolf showed up.
>
> The wolf said "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." The straw
> pig and the stick were so scared! But the brick pig picked up the phone and
> made a call.
>
> A few minutes passed and a big, black stretch limo pulls up. Out step two
> massive pigs in pin striped suits and fedora hats.
>
> These pigs come over to the wolf, grab him by the neck and beat the living
> shit out of him, then one of them pulled out a gun, stuck it in his mouth
> and fired killing the wolf, then they got back into their limo and drove
> off.
>
> The straw pig and stick pig were amazed !!! "Who the hell were those guys?"
> they asked.
>
> "Those were my cousins from Jersey ... the Guinea Pigs."
>
>
>
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