Eri*K*a,
I send this (with the ending cleaned up slightly) to my former manager, an
Italian gentleman from Joisey, who intimated to us that he had "family" in
that area <grin>.
Funny but true:
Our manager before him was from Yorkshire, England.
The Joisey manager got promoted from here to our hq in San Antonio, TX.
The CEO and several top execs of the corp are from Quebec.
So, I said to him, "only in America could a paisan from Joisey come to
California to replace a Brit, then go to Spanish-speaking San Antonio to
work for a bunch of French Canadians. Ah, what a country!"
Ben
-----Original Message-----
From: Erika L. Walker [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Sunday, June 10, 2001 8:49 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: A Joisey Joke Just for Howie...
Once upon a time there were three little pigs. The straw pig, the stick
pig, and the brick pig. One day this nasty old wolf
came up to the straw pigs house and said "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow
your house down." And he did !!!
So the straw pig went running over to the stick pig's house and said,
"Please let me in, the wolf just blew down my house."
So the stick pig let the straw pig in.
Just then the wolf showed up and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow
your house down." And he did !!!
So the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the brick pigs house
and said, "Let us in, let us in, the big bad wolf just blew our houses
down."
So the brick pig let them in just as the wolf showed up.
The wolf said "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." The straw
pig and the stick were so scared! But the brick pig picked up the phone and
made a call.
A few minutes passed and a big, black stretch limo pulls up. Out step two
massive pigs in pin striped suits and fedora hats.
These pigs come over to the wolf, grab him by the neck and beat the living
shit out of him, then one of them pulled out a gun, stuck it in his mouth
and fired killing the wolf, then they got back into their limo and drove
off.
The straw pig and stick pig were amazed !!! "Who the hell were those guys?"
they asked.
"Those were my cousins from Jersey ... the Guinea Pigs."
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