Wanna Bet? It�s career day in the fourth grade, and the teacher instructs her students each to stand up, state a parent�s occupation, spell it and then tell what their parents would do if they were there that day. One youngster stands up and says, �My mother is an accountant, A-C-C-O-U-N-T-A-N-T, and if she were here today, she would help you balance your checkbook.� �Good,� says the teacher, then points to another boy. The youngster stands up and says, �My father is an electrician, E-L-E-K-T, no, no, E-L-E-C-K-T no .....L-E-C-K- no....� The teacher interrupts. �Never mind, Johnny, you can sit down and think about it and give it another try later,� and she calls on another little fellow. �My dad�s a bookie,� says the boy. �That�s B-O-O-K-I-E, and if he were here today he�d give you 10 to 1 odds that there�s no way Johnny�s ever gonna spell �electrician.�� Erika (with a *K*) "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." - Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001) -------------------------------------------------------------- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
