"A 27-year-old white male resident of Wimbledon was arrested in a pumpkin patch on
Friday, and charged with lewd behavior,
public indecency, and public intoxication.
The suspect stated that he was driving past a pumpkin patch when he was overcome with
an insatiable desire. "You know, a
pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At
least I thought there wasn't," he stated
in a jailhouse interview.
He pulled over, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut
a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy
his alleged need. "I guess I was just really into it," he commented with evident
embarrassment.
The man failed to notice the approach of a Wimbledon Municipal police car, and was
unaware of his audience until Officer
Brenda Taylor approached him.
"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure." said the officer. "I walked up and
he's just working away at this pumpkin. I
went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?'
He was startled at first, then he
looked me straight in the face and said, 'A pumpkin? Damn, is it midnight already?'"
-Gel
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