What came first the chicken or the egg?
CF girl
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From: "Adam Reynolds" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Thursday, August 09, 2001 3:58 AM
Subject: Why did the chicken cross the road?
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> Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
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> Answers:
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> KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.
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> PLATO: For the greater good.
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> ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads
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> KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.
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> SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite
> justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
>
> JACK NICHOLSON: 'Cause it f***ing wanted to cross the f***ing road. That's
> the f***ing reason.'
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> RONALD REAGAN: I forget.
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> CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
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> HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.
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> MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be
free
> to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
>
> MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken,
> "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there
> was
> much rejoicing.
>
> RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road I repeat, the chicken
> did NOT cross the road.
>
> MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares
why?
> The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
>
> FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the
> road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
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> DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected
> in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
>
> EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath
> the
> chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
>
> BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.
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> RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road .. it transcended
> it.
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> ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.
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> COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?
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> BILL GATES: Quick, put a road crossing feature into windows.
>
> AND FINALLY....
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> MANAGEMENT CONSULTANT: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was
> threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with
> significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for
> the newly competitive market. The Management Consultants, in a partnering
> relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its
physical
> distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry
> Integration Model (PIM), The Management Consultants helped the chicken use
> its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the
> chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall
> strategy within a Program Management framework. The Management Consultants
> convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along
> with the Management Consultants knowledge of deep skills in the
> transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in
> order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and
> explicit,and to enable them to synergize with an enterprise-wide value
> framework
> across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was
> held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful
environment
> which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a
> consistent,
> clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission,
> vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a
total
> business integration solution. The Management Consultants helped the
> chicken change to become more successful.
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