ROFLMAO!
larry
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Todd Ashworth [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Thursday, September 06, 2001 12:29 AM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Re: hello?
>
>
> Sorry. I mistook our mail server's misfortune for a lag in
> the list server.
>
> Due to the actions of a wonderful lamer h4x0r, whom we shall call
> "luser-bob", who decided to upload 1.2 gigs of DVD rips such
> as Star Trek 7
> and Rain Man, in the original German, to our mail server; and then who
> preceded to remove all permissions for Administrator and
> SYSTEM from the C
> and D drives on that machine, it just gave up the ghost.
>
> It fought valiantly for 2 hours while its vital systems shut
> down, one by
> one, but in the end, it just couldn't hold on. I had to
> wheel it in for
> emergency tests and scans and, eventually a hard reboot, but,
> despite my
> best efforts, the machine pretty much died on the workbench. The mail
> server can't live without the OS, ya know? :-/
>
> I finally put what was left back together this afternoon, but
> the machine is
> currently in a deep coma with little hope of recovery. I am
> praying that it
> makes it until the morning, at which time I can perform a
> radical procedure,
> known as a Reformattal Lobotomy, that may save its life,
> though I fear it
> will never be the same server ever again.
>
> Anyway .. Wish me luck.
>
> Todd
> -----
> Alas, poor mail server! I knew him, Horatio: a deliverer of
> infinite jokes,
> of most excellent porn: he hath borne my spam on his back a
> thousand times;
> and now, how abhorred in my reading it is! My gorge relays at
> it. Here shown
> those headers that I have spied I know not how oft. Where be your
> attachments now? Your forwards? Your ORBS? Your links to
> mp3's, that were
> wont to set the lawyers on a roar? Not one now, to mock your
> own spooling?
> Quite flamed? Now get you to my boss' chamber, and tell her,
> let her paint
> a pink slip, to this favour she must come; make her Reply-All to that.
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Michael Dinowitz" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent: Wednesday, September 05, 2001 10:52 AM
> Subject: Re: hello?
>
>
> > Shhhh. They're sleeping.
> >
> > At 10:55 AM 9/5/01, you wrote:
> > >Anyone out there?
>
>
>
>
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