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From: Lyons, Larry [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Friday, May 28, 2004 1:30 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: A duck joke.
> Three women die together in an accident
> and go to heaven.
>
>
> When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in
> heaven: don't step on the ducks!"
>
>
> So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the
> place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although
> they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps
> on one.
>
>
> Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
>
>
> St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping
> on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
>
>
> The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along
> comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another
> extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment
> as for the first woman.
>
>
> The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained
> for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she
> steps.
>
>
> She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day
> St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid
> eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
>
>
>
> St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
>
>
>
> The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to
> you for all of eternity?"
>
>
> The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
>
> This one is really worth passing on
>
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