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From: Charlie Griefer <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Date: Fri, 2 Jul 2004 13:06:36 -0700
Subject: bush jokes
To: CF-Community <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
(wondering how many spam filters are gonna catch the subject...)
President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House,
carrying a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snaps to attention,
salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir." GW replies: "These are not pigs,
these are authentic Texas Razorback Hogs. I got one for VP Cheney, and I
got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld ." The Marine again snaps to
attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice trade, sir."
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One sunny day in 2005, an old man approached the
White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where
he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the
Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go
in and meet with President Bush."
The Marine replied, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer
President and no longer resides here."
The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White
House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to
go in and meet with President Bush."
The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said
yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer President and no
longer resides here."
The man thanked him and again walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White
House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I
would like to go in and meet with President Bush."
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point,
looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third
day in a row you have been here asking to speak to
Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is
no longer the President and no longer resides here.
Don't you understand?"
The old man answered, "Oh, I understand. I just
love hearing it."
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said,
"See you tomorrow."________________________________
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