This reminds me of a funny family-ism that we have. It goes like this:

My parents are very conservative, BUT....

Then we fill in the blanks with whatever their latest interesting
non-conservative thing is. My favorite is:

they swapped oral sex for a new fridge, and told their kids about it.

(How'd you like to know that bit of info about your folks?)

On Tue, 13 Jul 2004 16:49:32 -0400, Jerry Johnson  wrote:
> I got it.
>
> My thoughts:
> A liberal conservative is someone who likes the missionary position?
> A liberal conservative is someone who likes money in colors other than green?
> A liberal conservative is someone who will let "Jrs" into their club? (rather than just roman numerals, III, IV, etc.)
> A liberal conservative is someone who will let you take his gun from his arthritic hands?
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