shrub: People, can anyone tell me what in tarnations is being done about
the damn demon cats?
rice: I thought Dick said we were gonna leave that alone, Mr President.
shrub: Well, if says we should do that, then maybe we should....but I'm
pretty pissed that there
are gonna be devil cats running around 'merica spreading their
maelfiscience and intendin awnry intentions.
ashcroft: She's crafty, like ice is cold.....
shrub: Johnny, what the heck does that mean?
rice: He's still repeating the Beastie Boys lyrics Mr President.
shrub: Oh, you know sometimes I get lyrics stuck in my head too, the one
that always seems to be lodged <starts poking his temple with the pointy
end of the ink pen> right here is that song from Barney, from when the girls
were little.
rice: <shakes head slowly, looking at the ink marks on the side of his
head> Mr. President, the Barney fad was only about 7 years ago. The girls
are too old for that.
shrub: Wow, are you serious? It's been seven years? I loved that show.
ashcroft: No.....sleep.....till Brooklyn.....
shrub: <to ashcroft> I dont know that one Johnny, but if you like it, it
must be okey-dokey for 'merica.
shrub: People, I am concerned about the reposessed dead cats people are
payin for. It says in the bible that this type of science is wrong,
unamerican and not right. I am the protector of the 'merican people and wont
stand for it.
rice: Actually, Mr President the bible doesnt say any of those things,
you just made them up.
vp: <smacks shrub upside the head>
shrub: owwwww......<holds his cheek, glaring at Cheney>
vp: Enough of this stupid shit George. How many times have I told you
that the religious stuff is a non-winner for us. You will stick to Iraq and
the war on terror.
all: <laughing> Yes Mr President
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-----Original Message-----
From: Harkins, Patrick [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Wednesday, August 11, 2004 9:25 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: The cat came back
That was a great story...
In other cat news:
Genetics Savings and Clone, the company that broke new ground
when it cloned a domestic cat three years ago, says it can start
filling orders. So far, five people have ordered clones of their
cats at $50,000 each. Hundreds of customers are paying a $900
initial fee plus a yearly $150 storage fee to save live tissue
from their pets for future cloning. In other news, you can adopt
a homeless cat from a shelter for next to nothing.
(source - HowStuffWorks)
>-----Original Message-----
>From: Larry C. Lyons
>Subject: FW: The cat came back
>
>With all the recent rancor, I thought people would get a kick
>out of this story:
>
>THE CAT CAME BACK - 18 YEARS LATER
>A Manitoba woman is celebrating the return of her lost cat 18 years
>after the pet first disappeared.
>FULL STORY:
>http://cbc.ca/stories/2004/08/09/kittyback040809
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