> <from White House morning meeting>
> shrub: People, can anyone tell me what in tarnations
> is being done about
> the damn demon cats?
> rice: I thought Dick said we were gonna leave that
> alone, Mr President.
> shrub: Well, if says we should do that, then maybe we
> should....but I'm
> pretty pissed that there
> are gonna be devil cats running around 'merica
> spreading their
> maelfiscience and intendin awnry intentions.
> ashcroft: She's crafty, like ice is cold.....
> shrub: Johnny, what the heck does that mean?
> rice: He's still repeating the Beastie Boys lyrics Mr
> President.
> shrub: Oh, you know sometimes I get lyrics stuck in my
> head too, the one
> that always seems to be lodged <starts poking his temple
> with the pointy
> end of the ink pen> right here is that song from Barney,
> from when the girls
> were little.
> rice: <shakes head slowly, looking at the ink marks on
> the side of his
> head> Mr. President, the Barney fad was only about 7 years
> ago. The girls
> are too old for that.
> shrub: Wow, are you serious? It's been seven years? I
> loved that show.
> ashcroft: No.....sleep.....till Brooklyn.....
> shrub: <to ashcroft> I dont know that one Johnny, but
> if you like it, it
> must be okey-dokey for 'merica.
> shrub: People, I am concerned about the reposessed
> dead cats people are
> payin for. It says in the bible that this type of science
> is wrong,
> unamerican and not right. I am the protector of the
> 'merican people and wont
> stand for it.
> rice: Actually, Mr President the bible doesnt say any
> of those things,
> you just made them up.
> vp: <smacks shrub upside the head>
> shrub: owwwww......<holds his cheek, glaring at
> Cheney>
> vp: Enough of this stupid shit George. How many times
> have I told you
> that the religious stuff is a non-winner for us. You will
> stick to Iraq and
> the war on terror.
> all: <laughing> Yes Mr President
> </>
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