Postman's last day on the job... It's the postman's last day on the job after carrying the mail on the same round, through all kinds of weather, for 35 years.
At the first house on his round, he's greeted by the whole household. They congratulate him and send him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house, they present him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house hand him a selection of terrific fishing lures. And so it goes on................ At the last house on his round, he's met at the door by a strikingly beautiful Woman in a revealing negligee. She takes him by the hand and leads him gently upstairs to the bedroom, where she blows his mind with the most passionate love he has ever experienced. When he has had enough, they go back downstairs, where she fixes him a giant breakfast: eggs, hash browns, bacon, sausage, grilled tomatoes, mushrooms and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he is truly satisfied, she pours him a cup of steaming coffee. As she hands him the cup, he sees there is a pound coin in the saucer. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he says, "but what's the pound for?" "Well," she replies, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you." "He said, 'F**k him, give him a pound', " she says shyly, " but the breakfast was my idea." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
