Wow, I can't believe that he got a whole POUND!!! What a lucky guy!
----- Original Message ----- From: "Mark Smyth" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, October 02, 2001 8:33 AM Subject: lucky postie > Postman's last day on the job... > > It's the postman's last day on the job after carrying the mail on the same > round, through all kinds of weather, for 35 years. > > At the first house on his round, he's greeted by the whole household. > They congratulate him and send him on his way with a big gift envelope. > > At the second house, they present him with a box of fine cigars. > > The folks at the third house hand him a selection of terrific fishing > lures. And so it goes on................ > > At the last house on his round, he's met at the door by a strikingly > beautiful Woman in a revealing negligee. She takes him by the hand and > leads him gently upstairs to the bedroom, where she blows his mind > with the most passionate love he has ever experienced. > > When he has had enough, they go back downstairs, where she fixes him a > giant breakfast: eggs, hash browns, bacon, sausage, grilled tomatoes, > mushrooms and fresh-squeezed orange juice. > > When he is truly satisfied, she pours him a cup of steaming coffee. > > As she hands him the cup, he sees there is a pound coin in the saucer. > > "All this was just too wonderful for words," he says, "but what's the > pound for?" > > "Well," she replies, "last night, I told my husband that today would > be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I > asked him what to give you." > > "He said, 'F**k him, give him a pound', " she says shyly, > > " but the breakfast was my idea." > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
