You know what, you and Jim are absolutely right, I think it would be much better for him and the stocks, tinkerbell outfit and rotten fruit to all be hung with barb-wire from his pecker to the minute hand on a large city clock-tower. And instead of no food, we'd put a large wash-basin full of water and apples so that twice per day for an hour he can bob for them if he's hungry. He's got to eat them without use of his hands, since his head and hands will still be in the stocks. Might need to cover his hands with something to keep him from using them to grab the edge of the basin or anything. I don't think we'd even need to go to the trouble of putting razor blades in the apples either, we could just saturate them with castor oil.
> You make the unfair assumtion that G wanted to hang him by > his neck. I > think we can come up with more interesting option. > --Ben > S.Isaac Dealey wrote: >> put him in a tinkerbell outfit, lock him in stocks and >> let people >> throw rotten fruit at him for a week with no food. >> Hanging is too >> humane, and not nearly humiliating enough. >> >> >>>Make a reality TV show, and let the people decide what to >>>do with him. Where were the servers he used? Do they >>>allow hangings there? s. isaac dealey 954.522.6080 new epoch : isn't it time for a change? add features without fixtures with the onTap open source framework http://macromedia.breezecentral.com/p49777853/ http://www.sys-con.com/author/?id=4806 http://www.fusiontap.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Discover CFTicket - The leading ColdFusion Help Desk and Trouble Ticket application http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=48 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:153204 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
