> -----Original Message-----
> From: Adam Churvis [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Monday, April 18, 2005 2:40 PM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Re: For all you Miss Manners types out there...
> 
> The real one:
> 
> http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0393058743/qid=1113849526
> 
> My fake one:
> 
> http://www.productivityenhancement.com/images/calamityjane.jpg
> 
> I guess this falls squarely under the heading, "It isn't funny if you have
> to explain it." :)

I dunno - I guess we were all just hoping for meat to it... a page or
something... sounds like a fun project.  ;^)

It is funny in and of itself - but a few quotes would be great.  For example
(off the top of my head) Miss Manners says:

"the inevitable slippage of spaghetti from the fork back onto the plate is
Nature's way of controlling human piggishness"

Where Jane might say:

"Spaghetti was invented by un-American cocksuckers to fuckin' amuse
themselves and piss on our collective hats.  That's why you'll be seeing me
drinking my dinners."

That's me - always taking a gift horse and wondering why he isn't tied to a
gift house.  ;^)

Jim Davis





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