hehe thanks for a good laugh on a bad day :) Dana
On 4/18/05, Jim Davis <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Adam Churvis [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Sent: Monday, April 18, 2005 2:40 PM > > To: CF-Community > > Subject: Re: For all you Miss Manners types out there... > > > > The real one: > > > > http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0393058743/qid=1113849526 > > > > My fake one: > > > > http://www.productivityenhancement.com/images/calamityjane.jpg > > > > I guess this falls squarely under the heading, "It isn't funny if you have > > to explain it." :) > > I dunno - I guess we were all just hoping for meat to it... a page or > something... sounds like a fun project. ;^) > > It is funny in and of itself - but a few quotes would be great. For example > (off the top of my head) Miss Manners says: > > "the inevitable slippage of spaghetti from the fork back onto the plate is > Nature's way of controlling human piggishness" > > Where Jane might say: > > "Spaghetti was invented by un-American cocksuckers to fuckin' amuse > themselves and piss on our collective hats. That's why you'll be seeing me > drinking my dinners." > > That's me - always taking a gift horse and wondering why he isn't tied to a > gift house. ;^) > > Jim Davis > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Now there’s a better way to fax. eFax makes it possible to use your existing email account to send and receive faxes. Try eFax free. http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=63 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:154409 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
