> -----Original Message----- > From: Ray Champagne [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Friday, July 29, 2005 6:55 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Woman Carried Dead Baby for 27 Years > > Yikes! 27 Years? That's almost my whole lifetime! > > http://tinyurl.com/aggk4
Q: What's grosser than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A: Pulling it off. Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken. Q: What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? A: You can't use a pitchfork to unload the bowling balls. Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a hammer? A: People don't stare when you pound nails with a hammer. Q: What's worse than finding five dead babies in a car? A: Finding one dead baby in five cars. Q: What's grosser than a garbage bin full of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom chewing his way out. Q: What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? A: Good question. Can I borrow your blender? Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion? A: Dicing an onion will make you cry. Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: Two scoops of ice cream and some root beer. And finally... Q: What's blue and thrashes in the corner? A: A baby with a baggie over it's head. Q: What's green and sits in the corner? A: Same baby two weeks later. Benefits of a misspent youth. Jim Davis ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Discover CFTicket - The leading ColdFusion Help Desk and Trouble Ticket application http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=48 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:167319 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
