see you in hell! :) Jim Davis wrote: >>-----Original Message----- >>From: Ray Champagne [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] >>Sent: Friday, July 29, 2005 6:55 PM >>To: CF-Community >>Subject: Woman Carried Dead Baby for 27 Years >> >>Yikes! 27 Years? That's almost my whole lifetime! >> >>http://tinyurl.com/aggk4 > > > > Q: What's grosser than a dead baby nailed to a tree? > > A: Pulling it off. > > > Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road? > > A: Because it was stapled to the chicken. > > > Q: What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a > truckload of dead babies? > > A: You can't use a pitchfork to unload the bowling balls. > > > Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a hammer? > > A: People don't stare when you pound nails with a hammer. > > > Q: What's worse than finding five dead babies in a car? > > A: Finding one dead baby in five cars. > > > Q: What's grosser than a garbage bin full of dead babies? > > A: The live one at the bottom chewing his way out. > > > Q: What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? > > A: Good question. Can I borrow your blender? > > > Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion? > > A: Dicing an onion will make you cry. > > > Q: How do you make a dead baby float? > > A: Two scoops of ice cream and some root beer. > > > And finally... > > Q: What's blue and thrashes in the corner? > > A: A baby with a baggie over it's head. > > > Q: What's green and sits in the corner? > > A: Same baby two weeks later. > > > > Benefits of a misspent youth. > > Jim Davis > > > > >
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