Here is a good one on spelling :-) ------------ The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception committee, and after a whirlwind tour he is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad of recreations available. He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the Holy Scriptures, so he spends the next eon or so learning languages. After becoming a linguistic master, he sits down in the library and begins to pour over every version of the Bible, working back from most recent "Easy Reading" to the original script.
All of a sudden there is a scream in the library. The Angels come running in only to find the Pope huddled in his chair, crying to himself and muttering, "An 'R'! The scribes left out the 'R'." A particularly concerned Angel takes him aside, offering comfort, asks him what the problem is and what does he mean. After collecting his wits, the Pope sobs again, "It's the letter 'R'. They left out the 'R'. The word was supposed to be CELEBRATE!" Benjamin ----- Original Message ----- From: "Judith Dinowitz" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, December 07, 2001 6:16 AM Subject: Spelling (Was: Re: Massive blasts rock Central Jerusalem :( ) > Actually, many mail programs have a spell-check feature (including Outlook, > Outlook Express and Eudora). > > : ) Helpful Judith > > >OMG! Allow me to rephrase that with corrections. > > > >Don't I know it! > >No presidential candidate [d: added missing d] ever [y: removed] would... It > >[t: added t] would be scandalous ;-) > > > >I should write a coldfusion routine to parse my posts for common > >spelling/typos/grammatical errors! > >Benjamin > > > > > > > > > Don't I know it! > > > No presidental candiate every would... I would be scandalous ;-) > > > Benjamin > > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > > From: "Todd" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > Sent: Friday, December 07, 2001 5:48 AM > > > Subject: Re: Massive blasts rock Central Jerusalem :( > > > > > > > > > > Don't worry Benjamin .. I ignore you. > > > > > > > > Todd > > > > ----- > > > > Todd for President > > > > Ignoring Benjamin, for a better tomorrow. > > > > > > > > > Then just ignore me! Other people do and I hold no grudge against > >them. > > > > > > > > > > Benjamin > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
