Since Phillip is running around in his underwear and all.....
13. Your boss is always yelling "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" 12. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. 11. Inventive way to finally meet that hottie in Human Resources. 10. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." 9. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse. 8. You want to see if it's like the dream. 7. So that -- with a little help from Muzak -- you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume. 6. Splattering grease from deep fryer is really hard to get out of your uniform. 5. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. 4. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work stoned. 3. Because setting the nation's monetary policy and keeping Andrea Mitchell satisfied requires a delicate balance. 2. Keeps that snooty Ruth Bader-Ginsberg on her toes. and the Number 1 Reason to Go to Work Naked... 1. Because the President insists when Hillary's out of town. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
