Wow... Servers and workstations... I have seen laptops "walk away", but servers... dang.
Wire the server to deliver 50,000 volts when it is moved. Make sure the server is well insulated on the inside... At 03:47 PM 12/6/2001 -0500, you wrote: >What about servers? Servers and workstations tend to "walk away" too... > >How would one prevent computers from being permanently borrowed? Hmm? > >Let's see you answer THAT, Mr. President! > >-V > >-----Original Message----- >From: Todd [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] >Sent: Thursday, December 06, 2001 3:44 PM >To: CF-Community >Subject: Re: The Top 13 Reasons to Go to Work Naked > > > > 5. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep > > them. > >This also works for paper clips, push pins, tape, letter openers, >staplers, chalk, hilighters, white-out, and stamps > >Todd >----- >Todd for President >Reducing office supply theft, for a better tomorrow. > > > 13. Your boss is always yelling "I wanna see your ass in here by > > 8:00!" > > > > 12. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your > > tan. > > > > 11. Inventive way to finally meet that hottie in Human Resources. > > > > 10. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." > > > > 9. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your > > blouse. > > > > 8. You want to see if it's like the dream. > > > > 7. So that -- with a little help from Muzak -- you can add "Exotic > > Dancer" to your exaggerated resume. > > > > 6. Splattering grease from deep fryer is really hard to get out of > > your uniform. > > > > 5. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep > > them. > > > > 4. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work stoned. > > > > 3. Because setting the nation's monetary policy and keeping Andrea >Mitchell > > satisfied requires a delicate balance. > > > > 2. Keeps that snooty Ruth Bader-Ginsberg on her toes. > > > > and the Number 1 Reason to Go to Work Naked... > > > > > > 1. Because the President insists when Hillary's out of town. > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
