now that was effin funny!!!! :) tw
On 8/22/05, Charlie Griefer <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: > A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A > head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of > bacon. > > As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check a drunk > standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the > cashier. > > While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly > stated,"You must be single." > > The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was > intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. > > She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing > particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off > the drunk to her marital status. > > Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, > you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" > > The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly". > > -- > Charlie Griefer > > ================================================ > "...All the world shall be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, > and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch > you, digger, listener, runner, prince with a swift warning. > Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed." > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Find out how CFTicket can increase your company's customer support efficiency by 100% http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=49 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:170689 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
