It reminds me of an old "Dave Allan at Large" gag:

A woman is sitting on a train when a drunk comes along and sits beside her.

In indignation the woman looks to the drunk and says "You, sir, are drunk!"

The drunk, his attention attracted, peers blearily and the woman and replies
"You're fat and ugly."

Shocked the woman retorts "You are drunk!"

The drunk considers this then replies "Yeah, but I'll be sober in the
morning."

Jim Davis




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