George and Osama decided to settle it once and for all with a dog fight. They would have one year to breed the best fighting dogs in the world and he whose dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.
Osama and his dog handler Mohammed found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in the world, then bred them with the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves they could find. From the litters, they selected the biggest and strongest puppy and trained it day and night to fight to the death. After one year, Osama and Mohammed came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars three inches thick. When the day came for the dog fight, George and his dog handler Boudreaux showed up with a nine foot long dachshund. It was the strangest looking dog anyone had ever seen. Boudreaux said it was a Cajun dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for George and Boudreaux because they knew there was no way that this poor excuse for a dog could possibly last thirty seconds with Osama's animal. When the cages were opened, the dachshund slowly came out of its cage, wagged its tail, then waddled over towards Osama's dog. The doberman/rottweiler/wolf snarled and leaped out of its cage, then it charged the poor dachshund. When it got close enough to bite the dachshund's neck, the dachshund opened it's mouth and ate Osama's dog in one bite. There was nothing left at all of the snarling beast. Osama came up to George and Boudreaux shaking his head in disbelief. "We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for months with the biggest, meanest dobermans, rottweilers, and Siberian wolves in the world. How did you do this?" "Dat's easy," said Boudreaux, the Cajun. "We 'ad our best plastic surgeons workin' fo' twelve months to make dat alligator look like a weenie dog." -- Larry C. Lyons ColdFusion/Web Developer EBStor.com 8870 Rixlew Lane, Suite 204 Manassas, Virginia 20109-3795 tel: (703) 393-7930 fax: (703) 393-2659 Web: http://www.ebstor.com http://www.pacel.com email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
