Boudreax! Dat's my cousan! Boudreax and Thibadeaux come by to plat Pedreaux every Friday.
;) Russel > -----Original Message----- > From: Larry Lyons [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Tuesday, December 11, 2001 2:53 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: The Dog Fight > > > George and Osama decided to settle it once and for all with a dog fight. > They would have one year to breed the best fighting dogs in the > world and he > whose dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. > > Osama and his dog handler Mohammed found the biggest, meanest > Dobermans and > Rottweilers in the world, then bred them with the biggest, > meanest Siberian > wolves they could find. From the litters, they selected the biggest and > strongest puppy and trained it day and night to fight to the death. After > one year, Osama and Mohammed came up with the biggest, meanest > dog the world > had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars three inches thick. > > When the day came for the dog fight, George and his dog handler Boudreaux > showed up with a nine foot long dachshund. It was the strangest > looking dog > anyone had ever seen. Boudreaux said it was a Cajun dachshund. > Everyone felt > sorry for George and Boudreaux because they knew there was no way > that this > poor excuse for a dog could possibly last thirty seconds with Osama's > animal. > > When the cages were opened, the dachshund slowly came out of its cage, > wagged its tail, then waddled over towards Osama's dog. The > doberman/rottweiler/wolf snarled and leaped out of its cage, then > it charged > the poor dachshund. When it got close enough to bite the dachshund's neck, > the dachshund opened it's mouth and ate Osama's dog in one bite. There was > nothing left at all of the snarling beast. Osama came up to George and > Boudreaux shaking his head in disbelief. "We don't understand how > this could > have happened. We had our best people working for months with the biggest, > meanest dobermans, rottweilers, and Siberian wolves in the world. How did > you do this?" > > "Dat's easy," said Boudreaux, the Cajun. "We 'ad our best plastic surgeons > workin' fo' twelve months to make dat alligator look like a weenie dog." > > -- > Larry C. Lyons > ColdFusion/Web Developer > EBStor.com > 8870 Rixlew Lane, Suite 204 > Manassas, Virginia 20109-3795 > tel: (703) 393-7930 > fax: (703) 393-2659 > Web: http://www.ebstor.com > http://www.pacel.com > email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done. > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
