I just thought it was the true love test... *****WARNING The real sick o's read on WARNING ******
Pull the covers over there head and let one rip... If they come up it's not true love. If they stay you found the one to mary. Rick -----Original Message----- From: Larry Lyons [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Thursday, December 13, 2001 3:18 PM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: For Nathan... That last kid who was talking about making a marriage work is going to go far. larry -- Larry C. Lyons ColdFusion/Web Developer Certified Advanced ColdFusion 5 Developer EBStor.com 8870 Rixlew Lane, Suite 204 Manassas, Virginia 20109-3795 tel: (703) 393-7930 fax: (703) 393-2659 Web: http://www.ebstor.com http://www.pacel.com email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done. -- > -----Original Message----- > From: Fleischer, Beth [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Thursday, December 13, 2001 3:20 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: For Nathan... > > > this came to me today, and although its an oldie, I couldn't > resist sending > this to all of you. Here is how you REALLY find someone too marry: > > -----Original Message----- > From: Fillmore, Paul [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Wednesday, December 05, 2001 7:37 AM > To: 'Toni L Gorman' > Subject: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? > > HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? > > You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if > you like sports, > she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips > and dip coming. > --Alan, age 10 > > No person really decides before they grow up who they're > going to marry. > God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later > who you're > stuck > with. > --Kirsten, age 10 > > WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? > > Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by > then. > > --Camille, age 10 > > No age is good to get married at. You Got to be a fool to get married. > --Freddie, age 6 > > HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? > > You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at > the same kids. > --Derrick, age 8 > > WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? > > Both don't want any more kids. > --Lori, age 8 > > WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? > > Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know > each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough > --Lynnette, age 8 > > On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually > gets them interested enough to go for a second date. > --Martin, age 10 > > WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? > > I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the > newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. > --Craig, age 9 > > WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? > > When they're rich. > --Pam, age 7 > > The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with > that. > --Curt, age 7 > > The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry > them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. > --Howard, age 8 > > IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? > > I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm > never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed > out. > > --Theodore, age 8 > > It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need > someone to clean up after them. > --Anita, age 9 > > HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? > > There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? > --Kelvin, age 8 > > "And the #1 Favorite is........" > > HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? > > Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a > truck. > --Ricky, age 10 > > > Cheers, > > Beth Fleischer > Certified Advanced Cold Fusion Developer > Internet Programmer > Alaska Native Tribal Health Consortium > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
