Either that or they are extremely kinky. -- Larry C. Lyons ColdFusion/Web Developer Certified Advanced ColdFusion 5 Developer EBStor.com 8870 Rixlew Lane, Suite 204 Manassas, Virginia 20109-3795 tel: (703) 393-7930 fax: (703) 393-2659 Web: http://www.ebstor.com http://www.pacel.com email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done. --
> -----Original Message----- > From: Rick Eidson [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Thursday, December 13, 2001 4:19 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: RE: For Nathan... > > > I just thought it was the true love test... > > *****WARNING The real sick o's read on WARNING ****** > > Pull the covers over there head and let one rip... > > If they come up it's not true love. > > If they stay you found the one to mary. > > > Rick > > > > > -----Original Message----- > From: Larry Lyons [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Thursday, December 13, 2001 3:18 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: RE: For Nathan... > > > That last kid who was talking about making a marriage work is > going to go > far. > > larry > > -- > Larry C. Lyons > ColdFusion/Web Developer > Certified Advanced ColdFusion 5 Developer > EBStor.com > 8870 Rixlew Lane, Suite 204 > Manassas, Virginia 20109-3795 > tel: (703) 393-7930 > fax: (703) 393-2659 > Web: http://www.ebstor.com > http://www.pacel.com > email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done. > -- > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Fleischer, Beth [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > Sent: Thursday, December 13, 2001 3:20 PM > > To: CF-Community > > Subject: For Nathan... > > > > > > this came to me today, and although its an oldie, I couldn't > > resist sending > > this to all of you. Here is how you REALLY find someone too marry: > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Fillmore, Paul [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > Sent: Wednesday, December 05, 2001 7:37 AM > > To: 'Toni L Gorman' > > Subject: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? > > > > HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? > > > > You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if > > you like sports, > > she should like it that you like sports, and she should > keep the chips > > and dip coming. > > --Alan, age 10 > > > > No person really decides before they grow up who they're > > going to marry. > > God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later > > who you're > > stuck > > with. > > --Kirsten, age 10 > > > > WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? > > > > Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by > > then. > > > > --Camille, age 10 > > > > No age is good to get married at. You Got to be a fool to > get married. > > --Freddie, age 6 > > > > HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? > > > > You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at > > the same kids. > > --Derrick, age 8 > > > > WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? > > > > Both don't want any more kids. > > --Lori, age 8 > > > > WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? > > > > Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know > > each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen > long enough > > --Lynnette, age 8 > > > > On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually > > gets them interested enough to go for a second date. > > --Martin, age 10 > > > > WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? > > > > I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the > > newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the > dead columns. > > --Craig, age 9 > > > > WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? > > > > When they're rich. > > --Pam, age 7 > > > > The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to > mess with > > that. > > --Curt, age 7 > > > > The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry > > them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. > > --Howard, age 8 > > > > IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? > > > > I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm > > never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed > > out. > > > > --Theodore, age 8 > > > > It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need > > someone to clean up after them. > > --Anita, age 9 > > > > HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? > > > > There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? > > --Kelvin, age 8 > > > > "And the #1 Favorite is........" > > > > HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? > > > > Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a > > truck. > > --Ricky, age 10 > > > > > > Cheers, > > > > Beth Fleischer > > Certified Advanced Cold Fusion Developer > > Internet Programmer > > Alaska Native Tribal Health Consortium > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
