On 11/7/05, Jillian Koskie <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Has anybody figured out how to live without it entirely? > > I'm currently trying the 'replace my blood with coffee' technique, but it > isn't working.
I find denial to be the only truly useful option. Try these old gems: "I was only resting my eyes." "Sorry, I was just thinking about something else." "That was just a long blink." Or my favorite: "Of course I wasn't sleeping at my desk you fucking idiot!" (I find passion and volume to be very effective in arguments of this type. If this line is delivered correctly you'll also not have to deal with that particular person visiting your cubicle any more either.) Jim Davis ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Find out how CFTicket can increase your company's customer support efficiency by 100% http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=49 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:180119 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
