Just go up and, in your best hillbilly accent, ask for one of them vented coffee thangs.
--Ben Dana wrote: > I had to laugh at the Starbucks thing. I generally avoid the place but there > is one in the library so I have been there a few times lately, and I just > refuse to order a vente anything. I want a large, ok? > LOL. > The months thing makes sense though, as anyone who has had a two-year-old > knows. That parent is reminding him or herself that eventually the child > will no longer be two... > > Dana > > On 11/16/05, Ken Ketsdever <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > >>Charlie for President 2008 >> >> >>-----Original Message----- >>From: Charlie Griefer [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] >>Sent: Tuesday, November 15, 2005 6:34 PM >>To: CF-Community >>Subject: new rules >> >>New Rule: Stop that pop-up ad for Classmates.com <http://Classmates.com>! >>There's a reason >>you don't talk to people for 25 years - you don't like them! Besides, >>I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these >>days, mowing MY lawn. >> >>New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless >>you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger >>was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. >>What Did you expect it to contain? Grade A Prime? Luckily, it was only >>a finger! If it was a whole hand, Congress would have voted to keep it >>alive. >> >>New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care >>about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done. >> >>New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole >>aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery >>taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want >>flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your >>flavored water. (and that's just common sense) >> >>New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the >>asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande >>half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread >>cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one >>NutraSweet, "you're a HUGE asshole. >> >>New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it >>doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass and >>it translates to "beef with broccoli and almonds." The last time you >>did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. >>You're not spiritual, you're just high. >> >>New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport, its one of the seven >>deadly sins. ESPN recently televised the US Open of Competitive >>Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just >>too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait, >>they're already doing that. It's called "The Howard Stern Show." >> >>New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy, >>old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a >>remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's >>remember the reason something was a television show in the first place >>is the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie. >> >>New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for >>weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from >>rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it >>for you isn't gift giving, it's white people's version of looting. >>(Send in the Vikings!) >> >>New Rule, and this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants. >>After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I >>just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed >>to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on >>your web cam, I just want to wash my hands. (Everyone who remembers >>George Michael, raise your hand). >> >>New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in >>months. "27 Months." He's two, will do just fine. He's not a cheese >>and I didn't really care in the first place. (You can ask this >>question to determine if it really IS a cheese. The follow up question >>can be, 'How much a pound'). >> >>-- >>Charlie Griefer >> >>================================================ >>"...All the world shall be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, >>and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must >>catch >>you, digger, listener, runner, prince with a swift warning. >>Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed." >> >> >> >> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Discover CFTicket - The leading ColdFusion Help Desk and Trouble Ticket application http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=48 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:182361 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
