I liked the subheading: Few laugh in Canada! :-) lol...... funny enough i was one of those........
At 01:49 PM 20/12/2001 -0500, you wrote: >http://www.nationalpost.com/home/story.html?f=/stories/20011220/921780.html >The winner goes like this: Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping and >pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes Watson and >says: "Watson, look up at the stars and tell me what you deduce." >Watson says: "I see millions of stars, and even if a few of those have >planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there >are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." >Holmes replies: "Watson, you idiot. Somebody stole our tent." > >Here's the joke that came in second: A couple of hunters are out in the >woods when one of them falls to the > ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes >are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his > mobile phone and calls 911. "My friend is dead! What >can I do?" he says. The operator, in a calm, soothing > voice, says, "Just take it easy. First, let's make >sure he's dead." There's silence, then a shot is heard. The guy > comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?" > >I liked this one. :) >While robbing a home, a burglar hears someone say, "Jesus is watching you." >To his relief, he realizes it is only > a parrot mimicking something it has heard. The burglar >asks the parrot, "What's your name?" The parrot says, > "Moses." The burglar says: "What kind of person names >their parrot Moses?" The parrot replies: "The same kind > of person that names his Rottweiler Jesus." > ______________________________________________________________________ Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
