Okay, since the topic came up, I decided it was finally time to post my
crazy neighbor story. I have these crazy neighbors, see. Well, I did,
anyway. Up until about a year ago, I was sure only 2 people lived there -
mom (elderly) and daughter (developmentally disabled). Eventually another
neighbor told me that there was another daughter, and sure enough, there is.
My husband and I joked about how one day we'd just smell a bad smell, and
it'd be mom decomposing in there. Little did we know....

About a month ago, one of the daughters needs help because mom has fallen
and she can't get up. So, I go over there. (Note: this is the first time
they've spoken to me in the 8 years I've lived next to them.) The stench
damn near bowls me over. But, I breathe shallow and find mom on living room
floor in front of a lazyboy type chair. I ask if she's okay and the answer
is that she is. Long story short, I manage to get her up to the chair, and
then over to a kitchen chair, noticing in the process that she's got a big
nasty open wound on her foot. She tells me it's because she sits in a puddle
all day - she's 90 and can't hold her water. Sure enough. I'm standing in a
rancid piss puddle. Shuddering, I return home and decontaminate.

2 weeks ago, they're back. Mom's in a chair and needs to go to bed. She
can't get up. Aaron and another neighbor go over together. There's one light
on in the house. They use flashlights to see in the bedroom. They lift mom
onto the 12 inches of available space on the queen size bed.

Thanksgiving - 2 ambulances show up, with paramedics in full infectious gear
after a short sojourn into the house without it, and take mom away.

Black Friday - I drop off muffins and inquire as to mom's health - she's in
intensive care and it doesn't look good.

Tuesday - 2 cars of social workers and an unmarked car or two of cops show
up and take away the daughters.

Thursday - paper delivery stops.

So, do you think they'll ever be back? Or do I officially live next to a
toxic infectious human waste dump?

(BTW, I did try to call social services after that first encouter, but they
hadn't done anything with my information because they were waiting so as to
not make it obvious it was me that called. Uh huh.)


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