One time, after having a really nasty cold for a week, I realized that I was pretty much out of food. So, I went to the grocery store. Stoned on benadryl, of course. Don't worry, I took the bus. Anyway, not being of sound mind, I didn't make a list.
So I looked at the mayo. Did I need mayo? Mayo goes with mustard. So I'd walk over to the mustard. Did I need mustard? Mustard goes on bread. So I'd walk over to the bread, on the other side of the store. Did I need bread? Bread is for sandwiches. Did I need meat? Sandwiches need mayo..... Lather, rinse, repeat. All without actually picking things up. The whole time, the store security guard followed me around, although it wasn't until I sobered up that I realized why. :-) --Ben Jillian Koskie wrote: > For me... it's Contact C. Trips me right out. > > >>You should talk to me sometime after I take benadryl. I'm told I'm >>hilarious! >> >>--Ben > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Discover CFTicket - The leading ColdFusion Help Desk and Trouble Ticket application http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=48 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:187608 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
