Insert hysterical laughter here. --Ben
Zaphod Beeblebrox wrote: > My 5 year old daughter has been very concerned that she hasn't been good > this year and she keeps asking if it's really true that Santa will bring you > a "black rock" if you've been bad. I keep telling her that it's true, if > you're not good, that can happen. Well, tonight, her mother and she were > watching the news and a story came on about enough donations being received > so that every child could have a gift. She brightened up and asked her mom > if that meant she was getting a gift. Her mother explained that the story > was about poor children who wouldn't normally get a gift. She asked again > about the "black rock" and her mother said it could happen. > > So then my daughter says, "I have a backup plan". > > "What's that?", her mother asks. > > "If Santa brings me a 'black rock' this year, I'm gonna start a rock > collection" > > Her mother just about laughed herself sick. :) > > > > -- > He sees you when you're sleeping, > He knows when your awake, > He knows if you've been bad or good, > And he doesn't need the judicials take. > > Oh you better watch out, you better not cry, > You better not pout, I'm telling you why, > GW is tapping your line! > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Save $10 Download ZoneAlarm Security Suite http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=66 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:189784 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
