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-----Original Message----- From: Cameron Childress [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Tuesday, January 08, 2002 5:21 PM To: CF-Community Subject: The Martians have spoken (was: Countries) In the interest of political correctness, from now on, all sites should list Mars first, followed by Norway and Australia, and those in the US should be forced to type their country into a box labeled "Other". Further, the default language of all sites shall be Swahili and the English version should only contain a small subset of the full Swahili functionality. An alternate Braille version should also be available which contains backwards compatibility to the Atari 2600 lynx browser module from 1982. All references to "He" or "She" shall be replaced with "Intelligent Life" (PETA loves that). The only accepted form of ecom payment shall be the Euro with all change given in Rupees, except for in Norway, where change will be given in Argentinean Pesos. Also, all data centers and network access points residing on lands foreably taken from it's rightful owners shall revert it's ownership back to the indigenous people from that area. Oh, and you have 24 hours to surrender or we will vaporize your planet. - The Mars Council (formerly the Fusebox Council) ______________________________________________________________________ This list and all House of Fusion resources hosted by CFHosting.com. The place for dependable ColdFusion Hosting. Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
