Fine then I am turning of Solaris and moving back to Amdromida. Rick
-----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Tuesday, January 08, 2002 4:51 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: The Martians have spoken (was: Countries) No no no, you're all wrong!! You will all be deported back to Mars as Infidels and only us that got in at the ground level can reap the rewards!! You guys are all screwed unless you have a Martian acceptance card like me! It's actually an inscription burned into your lower back, but the pain went away after a couple of weeks. It sucks that I can't walk straight anymore, but it'll all pay off baby!! Hey guys, there's some real hot Martian chicks and they dig guys with accents. That means all of us because we talk different to them. Sort of like how people from the southern US have an accent and those of us from up north don't. Like that! Ladies, you're gonna be out of luck. The men are kind of weak and scrawny so they need you to mine iron ore on the home planet. Sorry. Look at it this way, you'll get to see the rotten under belly of Mars!! THE ROTTEN UNDERBELLY!!! Isn't that GREAT?!! Michael Corrigan Programmer Endora Digital Solutions 1900 S. Highland Avenue, Suite 200 Lombard, IL 60148 630/627-5200 x-136 630/627-5255 Fax ----- Original Message ----- From: Rick Eidson To: CF-Community Sent: Tuesday, January 08, 2002 4:33 PM Subject: RE: The Martians have spoken (was: Countries) Well I have some Indian in me to. So I can visit I guess. Maybe, depending on how much even get a work Visa. I also have Irish in me so I can get kicked out of the Pubs in Germany I can go to Ireland. Rick -----Original Message----- From: Nick McClure [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Tuesday, January 08, 2002 4:37 PM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: The Martians have spoken (was: Countries) But what is you have a number of original countries? I know people who are half everything, including American Indian At 04:25 PM 1/8/2002 -0600, you wrote: >Well there you have it... Now all of us in the Americas, Excluding the >Indians have to go back to our original countries. > >Rick > >-----Original Message----- >From: Cameron Childress [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] >Sent: Tuesday, January 08, 2002 4:21 PM >To: CF-Community >Subject: The Martians have spoken (was: Countries) > > >In the interest of political correctness, from now on, all sites should list >Mars first, followed by Norway and Australia, and those in the US should be >forced to type their country into a box labeled "Other". Further, the >default language of all sites shall be Swahili and the English version >should only contain a small subset of the full Swahili functionality. An >alternate Braille version should also be available which contains backwards >compatibility to the Atari 2600 lynx browser module from 1982. All >references to "He" or "She" shall be replaced with "Intelligent Life" (PETA >loves that). The only accepted form of ecom payment shall be the Euro with >all change given in Rupees, except for in Norway, where change will be given >in Argentinean Pesos. Also, all data centers and network access points >residing on lands foreably taken from it's rightful owners shall revert it's >ownership back to the indigenous people from that area. > >Oh, and you have 24 hours to surrender or we will vaporize your planet. > >- The Mars Council (formerly the Fusebox Council) > > ______________________________________________________________________ Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
