I like this one best: Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
> -----Original Message----- > From: Chesty Puller [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Tuesday, January 17, 2006 9:21 AM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Re: Facts about Chuck Norris > > Holy crap, that's hysterical! > > - Matt > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Greg Morphis" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "CF-Community" <[email protected]> > Sent: Tuesday, January 17, 2006 8:19 AM > Subject: Facts about Chuck Norris > > > > http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ > > > > I can vouch for the Amelia Earhart one.. I was there. > > > > -- > > Auxilium meum a Domino > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:192718 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
