Nice. These are pretty freaking funny. I am on like page 3.
Someone has a pretty good imagination. It's almost as good as the Ninja site. Although I do have to admit that I hate pirates. > -----Original Message----- > From: Greg Morphis [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Tuesday, January 17, 2006 10:15 AM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Re: Facts about Chuck Norris > > There's a bunch of really funny ones there.. > I made the mistake of taking a drink of water while reading this one.. > > # Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the > 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a > Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of > spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. > > > On 1/17/06, Tim Heald <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > I like this one best: > > > > Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he > uses that > > gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and > make more > > beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life." > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > > From: Chesty Puller [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > Sent: Tuesday, January 17, 2006 9:21 AM > > > To: CF-Community > > > Subject: Re: Facts about Chuck Norris > > > > > > Holy crap, that's hysterical! > > > > > > - Matt > > > > > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > > From: "Greg Morphis" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > To: "CF-Community" <[email protected]> > > > Sent: Tuesday, January 17, 2006 8:19 AM > > > Subject: Facts about Chuck Norris > > > > > > > > > > http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ > > > > > > > > I can vouch for the Amelia Earhart one.. I was there. > > > > > > > > -- > > > > Auxilium meum a Domino > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:192720 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
