I'll include a real answer and something that will make you laugh.

The main reason for specs is to define the *exact* requirements of a project
or task and help identify problem areas in either business or development
logic.   Specs keep both the client and the development group honest, and
accurately line out what is requested, discussed and agreed upon.  Where I
work we have three documents:
- Vision Document: This is created by our marketing group to sell a product
to the client.  It's a culmination of what the client wants and we say we
can provide as a development firm.
- Functional Specification Document: This is a legally binding document that
defines in no uncertain terms what has been agreed upon by the client (what
they will pay for) and the development firm (what we will provide).  It is
written in such a  way that there are no "gray areas" and don't leave room
for "well, I thought it was going to do such and such".  As long as the
product provided at the end of the development matches the requirements set
out in the FSD, anything else is either an enhancement or part of a second
revision.  Both our clients and the Project Manager sign this document.
- Developer documentation: This details each section of the FSD explaining
to the developer exactly what should be built.  Sometimes not used.

Understand, the company that I work for is a group of 30 people, with
developers, architects, project managers, artists, a support team, and a
marketing team.  We do still sometimes miss, but the documentation helps us
define who's fault the "miss" was.

and now for the funny part...
IF ARCHITECTS HAD TO WORK LIKE WEB DEVELOPERS
Dear Mr. Architect:
Please design and build me a house. I am not quite sure of what I need, so
you should use your discretion. My house should have somewhere between two
and forty-five bedrooms. Just make sure the plans are such that the bedrooms
can be easily added or deleted. When you bring the blueprints to me, I will
make the final decision of what I want. Also, bring me the cost breakdown
for each configuration so that I can arbitrarily pick one.
Keep in mind that the house I ultimately choose must cost less than the one
I am currently living in. Make sure, however, that you correct all the
deficiencies that exist in my current house (the floor of my kitchen
vibrates when I walk across it, and the walls don't have nearly enough
insulation in them).
As you design, also keep in mind that I want to keep yearly maintenance
costs as low as possible. This should mean the incorporation of extra-cost
features like aluminum, vinyl, or composite siding. (If you choose not to
specify aluminum, be prepared to explain your decision in detail.)
Please take care that modern design practices and the latest materials are
used in construction of the house, as I want it to be a showplace for the
most up-to-date ideas and methods. Be alerted, however, that kitchen should
be designed to accommodate, among other things, my 1952 Gibson refrigerator.
To insure that you are building the correct house for our entire family,
make certain that you contact each of our children, and also our in-laws. My
mother-in-law will have very strong feelings about how the house should be
designed, since she visits us at least once a year. Make sure that you weigh
all of these options carefully and come to the right decision. I, however,
retain the right to overrule any choices that you make.
Please don't bother me with small details right now. Your job is to develop
the overall plans for the house: get the big picture. At this time, for
example, it is not appropriate to be choosing the color of the carpet.
However, keep in mind that my wife likes blue.
Also, do not worry at this time about acquiring the resources to build the
house itself. Your first priority is to develop detailed plans and
specifications. Once I approve these plans, however, I would expect the
house to be under roof within 48 hours.
While you are designing this house specifically for me, keep in mind that
sooner or later I will have to sell it to someone else. It therefore should
have appeal to a wide variety of potential buyers. Please make sure before
you finalize the plans that there is a consensus of the population in my
area that they like the features this house has. I advise you to run up and
look at my neighbor's house he constructed last year. We like it a great
deal. It has many features that we would also like in our new home,
particularly the 75-foot swimming pool. With careful engineering, I believe
that you can design this into our new house without impacting the final
cost.
Please prepare a complete set of blueprints. It is not necessary at this
time to do the real design, since they will be used only for construction
bids. Be advised, however, that you will be held accountable for any
increase of construction costs as a result of later design changes.
You must be thrilled to be working on such an interesting project as this!
To be able to use the latest techniques and materials and to be given such
freedom in your designs is something that can't happen very often. Contact
me as soon as possible with your complete ideas and plans.
PS: My wife has just told me that she disagrees with many of the
instructions I've given you in this letter. As architect, it is your
responsibility to resolve these differences. I have tried in the past and
have been unable to accomplish this. If you can't handle this
responsibility, I will have to find another architect.
PPS: Perhaps what I need is not a house at all, but a travel trailer. Please
advise me as soon as possible if this is the case


C. Hatton Humphrey, Developer
Fisher, Towne & Associates
716-839-2141 x336
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Friday, January 11, 2002 12:05 PM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Specifications
>
>
> I need some help in convincing my boss that it would be a real advantage
> to write specifications for projects before starting them. I think he
> thinks they are a waste of time but I think they can significantly improve
> application quality and time to market.
>
> Are their any resources I can use to prove this to him? What do other
> companies consider standard proceedure when it comes to writing
> specifications?
>
> I'm at a bit of a disadvantage here because, although I have the more
> professional experience than the other programmers on the team I am the
> newest member.
>
> Any suggestions and ideas would be greatly appreciated.
>
> Thanks,
>
> Kristine C. Hege                      [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Database & Applications Specialist    Phone: (802) 463-2111
> SoVerNet Inc.                         Ext: 105
> 5 Rockingham St.
> Bellows Falls, VT 05101
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