Subject: Top Statements for 2006 Top 10 Thoughts For 2006
**Number 10** Life is sexually transmitted. **Number 9** Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. **Number 8** Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. **Number 7** Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. **Number 6** Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. **Number 5** Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. **Number 4** All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. **Number 3** Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? **Number 2** In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now The world is weird and People take Prozac to make it normal. **AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:** We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of National Security. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:194365 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
