Nice! Number 8 and number 5 are classic.
> Subject: Top Statements for 2006 > > Top 10 Thoughts For 2006 > > **Number 10** > Life is sexually transmitted. > > **Number 9** > Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. > > **Number 8** > Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an > erection, make him a sandwich. > > **Number 7** > Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use > the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. > > **Number 6** > Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you > still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. > > **Number 5** > Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of > nothing. > > **Number 4** > All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to > criticism. > > **Number 3** > Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a > substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? > > **Number 2** > In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now The world is > weird and People take Prozac to make it normal. > > **AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:** > > We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the > millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue as to > where thousands of terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the > Department of Agriculture in charge of National Security. > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:194370 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
